28 Reasons Why

1. You disapprove of my celebrity fangirling of Matt Damon, and others like him.

2. "Oh my God, you've never said that before. Think of something else."

3. Burlington Mall. The biggest one we went, and you brought a bag of quarters. No, just no.

4. You dislike the equation.

5. You like honors biology.

6. You eat all my food.

7. You think I look better with short hair.

8. I am not perverted, you're naiive, and I'm...a little perverted. Fine.

9. "It looks like I'm taking a picture, but I'm actually looking at Eric."

10. You ship me with Jack.

11. I commented on your status so you could re-get my number, and Jack got it.

12. (Your soulmate is Spencer, and you guys had a thing in first grade. Don't deny it.)

13. I'm eye candy in a sugar free world, and you get sick after eating candy.

14. Goddamnit, you have to go over the strand of hair more than once for it to be straight.

15. Your mom...going hard...on the bathroom floor...last night.

16. "I'm going to be responsible for your suicide, aren't I." "No, Bianca, you're going to be responsible for my homicide."

17. I want credit for your last few questions on the history exam.

18. The Nazi car.

19. Because I keep looking at you to say, "I see one jackass."

20. Johnny likes me more, bitch.

21. "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. It's not funny."

22. wht u dnt lyk it vhen i tipe lyk zis?..,......;?

23. I will crash your first five weddings.

24. One of these days, you'll go hard and fast....geddit?

25. "Want to blow something? Blow yourself."

26. You said deuce in gym, and didn't know what it meant.

27. "I'd tap that twice...in the same night...with the lights-" "Okay Bianca, I get it." I can't finish my sentences.

28. "Choclantic ocean. No."

Ohmigod, we are so weird. *laughs*