Matthew Bomer News, Bothered of the Week, Cheerleading Ruled Not a Sport

I may have been camp, but I roomed with totally awesome (and coughsemidramaticcough) people. The dorm I shared at Be You (okay, that's not the actual name, but I saw someone where a shirt one time with that on it, and I legitimately like it. Oh, and whoever knows what actual college I'm talking about: I love you.), had cable. Therefore, it had NBC. Which means I didn't have to go a day without watching Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, but that's not the point. On July 21, 2010 at 11:35 EST, Matthew Bomer appeared as the second guest on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Even though Matthew "Matt" Bomer "refuses to comment on his sexuality, and he has a boyfriend, I was still happy. And those glasses were pretty damn sexy. ;)

Bothered of the Week: U.S. District Judge Stefan Underhill

I really get into a lot more ranting later, but U.S. District Judge Stefan Underhill, you bother me. Why? Along with the American Civil Liberties Union of Connecticut, you declared competitive cheerleading as not a sport this. Of course, as a competitive cheerleader, I was/am pissed. Being at a camp for cheerleaders that same day. A whole camp off pissed off, go fuck yourself people.

According to Title IX, an activity must have "coaches, practices, competitions, and a governing organization(s)."

Thank you Underhill, you bother me.

Cheerleading Ruled Not a Sport

It was great timing for that.

I know a lot of people do not consider cheerleading a sport. As a cheerleader, of course I do. I know most people do not like cheerleading because of the stereotype. I think that's unfair, because everyone is so "anti stereotype," but once you start on cheerleading, it's all: "Cheerleaders are whores." "They are going to steal my boyfriend." "Sluts!" "All of them are complete bitches." That's not stereotyping at all... *Rolls eyes*

I can sure as hell tell you, yes some cheerleaders are like that. I can also tell you I know basketball players, softball players, non sports players, and people who play in marching band that are like that.

Cheerleading is still considered a high school/junior high school sport in most states. Cheerleading has the minority of all high school athletes, yet of all the sports for girls, cheerleading takes up about 65% of all girl's sport injuries. Why? Well, according to the 'it's not a sport people," it's not that important. Have you seen some of the stunts cheerleaders do? Well, imagine putting those together for the first time in a gym with no mats. Or the cafeteria or hallways, or in the field. That's safe.

So everyone who believes that cheerleading isn't a sport, I hope your happy. All that's going to come out of this is more people are going to get hurt. It will be easier for inexperienced/ unproper trained coaches to get jobs, less funding, so cheerleaders can practice in whatever space is open. And say goodbye to any scholarships you were hoping to get for cheerleading.

Thank Yous of the Week...

Thank you Jimmy Fallon for slow jammin' the news with Brian Williams, with the subject of the turmoil of Greece's ecomony, so now I may never think of Greece without thinking of it being the "oldest G spot."

Thank you the Annoying Orange, for never allowing me to ever take oranges seriously.

Thank you Mel Gibson, for acting like such a douche, and replacing Alec Baldwin and David Hasselhoff as World's Suckiest Celebrity Father. And making my father look like a good one.

Thank you Russian Spy, Anna Chapman, for once again reassuring that there is no limit to what pretty girls can get.

Thank you Apple, for coming up with the solution for the iPhone 4 as adding a rubber case to it. Which, y'know, everyone else could just buy a more attractive case. Real genius solution for the people who's computers are known for their long lasting use and limited hard-to-get viruses, and who changed the way we listen to music.

Thank you guy in Church, who has a loud, annoying ringtone, for not turning your phone off and receiving a call.

Thank you Massachusetts town I forgot the name of (possibly because it's been like a month since the news broke...), for allowing students from first grade through high school to ask for birth control from the school nurse without parental consent, for making Massachusetts girls look like a bunch of whores.

Seth Meyers is No Longer an Acceptable Male

I was watching The Tonight Show with Jay Leno last night. I was so excited when Seth Meyers (insert fangirl squeal here) came on as the first guest. Whenever he's on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, he's hilarious. Of course, Sethy was funny with Jay. That was until Jay mentioned the Winter Olympics (I was on the phone with my bestie, and trying to pay attention to this at the same time!), when I heard Seth use a dreadful word. Girlfriend. He brought his girlfriend to the Winter Olympic! Seth Meyers is taken. He officially sucks.

Bothered of the Week: Alex Pettyfer

I'm most likely the only person ever in the history who has this opinion, but I have a strong disliking of Alex Pettyfer. He bothers me. No, do not cast him as Peeta Mellark for The Hunger Games movies, or Jack Force whenever Blue Bloods hits casting! Yeah, he's okay looking, and in some pictures he's really nice looking, but ugh! He's too good looking. Like it's overbearing. And everbody wants him to be the male!protagonists (or antagonist) in their favorite fandom. Could everbody just like shut up him for maybe two minutes? Thank you.

Alex Pettyfer, you bother me.

Robert is Bothered

Since I consider myself Jimmy Fallon's personal Late Night with Jimmy Fallon promoter, I'm going to advertise the hilarious videos. Robert is Bothered is a skit in Late Night, in which Jimmy dresses as Robert Pattinson and lists the things that bother him. Which ultimately are simply redonculas but incredibly funny.

Robert is Bothered by the World Cup, iPad, Robert Pattinson, Valentine's Day, New Moon, Halloween, Snickers Ads, Shark Week, and Daniel Radcliffe.